Check Out the Coolest WhatsApp Statuses of All Time


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Here is the collection of the best WhatsApp Statuses from users that went popular in the WhatsApp community. Find yourself reconnected with these quotes, share them with your friends, or use them as a status yoursef. We hope you’ll enjoy these wonderful quotes from cool WhatsApp users around the globe.

Top WhatsApp Statuses of All Time : Funny, everything nice, and crazy stuff overload!

“Hakuna Matata!!” – Problem free philosophy for the rest of your days. A great moto to live your life by.

“After getting drunk, bachelor of technology turns into master of philosophy.” – If you are not familiar with the movie “The three idiots”, get out of your cave sometimes!

“Treat me like a queen and i’ll treat you like a king. But if you treat me like a game, i’ll show you how it’s played.” – Yes, I know how to play The Game of Thrones.

“Q is just O with a cigar.”

Wow now I’m a graduate… Now thermometer is not the only thing that has degrees without brains.“ – I am a trickster and a fool that did everything that I could to get the job done.

“My laziness is like 8, when I lie down it becomes infinity :p” – C’mon guys let’s sing the “Lazy Song”.

“Dear Math, please grow up and solve your own problems, I’m tired of solving them for you.” – Engineering students, do you agree with this?

“Can’t talk, telepathy only! “ – I know how you fancy me and it creeps me out!

“Life is like GRAMMAR : PAST-PERFECT, FUTURE-CONTINUOUS, & PRESENT-TENSED !” – Where are you exactly, now?

“Life is like ice cream, enjoy it before it melts.” – What if you’ll put it in a fridge? YOU WILL LIVE FOREVER!

“You only live once, so do everything twice”.

“I’m just having an allergic reaction to the universe.” – Get lost people. I am having my moment here!

“Don’t be a uno in trends, be the Classic.” – Who says that the latest model of sports cars is far sexier than a classic mini cooper? “I kill you,” says Ahmed the dead terrorist.

“Eat…sleep….regret……repeat.” – You will be like Baymax soon.

“Happiness is when “Last seen at” changes to “online” and then to “typing…”

“Math Rule: If it seems easy, you’re doing it wrong. ……(best exam status) “ – No wonder I failed my math exam.

“Life’s not about money, it’s about love & ……I love MONEY!” – Thug life!

“Always remember you are UNIQUE………… just like everybody else.……. “

Me and my wife lived happily for 25 years… And then we met…! “ – ALL HELL BROKE LOOSE!

“At last got to know how to lose weight in 10 days. Just turn your head right then left and repeat whenever offered any food 🙂 🙂 “ – Makes sense, right?

“WhatsApp status is loading…. “ – NOOOooooooooooooooooooooooo!

“Think about it ..every time we look back at ourselves five years ago, we think we were an idiot.”

“Too busy to update a status. 0_o” – Seriously?

“I Am Not Special, I Am Just Limited Edition :p “ – That is why I don’t have a girlfriend/boyfriend

“A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where a train stops. On my desk, I have a work station.. “ – Is there a way to make it stop on weekdays?

“Why is Monday so far from Friday and Friday so near to Monday????” – Bills, bills, bills, that makes our lives tick. Oh, you live only twice a week and die 5 times.

“Exams!!!!The most creative phase of life :):( “ – Yes, most students become “KAGEs” during the exam.

“Stop checking my status ! Go Get A Life :P” – insert: feeling beautiful…

“Dear Mario…..I Wasted My Childhood Trying To Save Your Girlfriend. Now, you help me to save mine.” – Sincerely ME – P.S Don’t forget to also save me from my GF’s parents, alright?

“If you try to pronounce “lmao” you sound like a french cat.” – Meawhalfaaa-owwwl, did I get it right?

“I thought I wanted a career, turns out I just wanted paychecks.” – Smart dude, career can’t pay your bills, but paychecks can.

“LEGENDS don’t die.. I am a LIVING EXAMPLE!”

“I’m cool, but global warming made me hot”

“Galileo: great mind…Einstein: genius mind…Newton: extraordinary mind…Bill Gates: brilliant mind… ME: Never Mind….”

“The real trouble with reality is that there’s no background music”

“I don’t understand how my room gets so messy when i literally sit in one place with my phone all day.”

“I have enough money to live comfortably for the rest of my life….if I die next Tuesday…”

“If procrastination was an Olympic event, I’d compete in it later…” – I don’t know about you guys, but I’ll definitely make this one my status…later…

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